I ran across this post card after moving to Missouri. It's been on the side of the fridge until recently. Even though it says Missouri, it could be anywhere! You probably know, if not today, in your past, someone that is like this:
You Know Your (spelling on postcard-even though it is incorrect) From MISSOURI IF:
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hor'dourve.
Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road".
Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
Your family tree is a straight line.
You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Your mother has ever been in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment.
You have a brother named bubba, junior, or Jim Bob.
You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
It's a good laugh. Family treet straight line is one of the funniest.
Oh how life has changed for many (we hope).
1 comment:
We are surely on the same page. Geo eating lots of dark chocolate and we are both doing the red wine.
And...ain't Obama a doer? We watched from the 'We are One' concert to the last wave good night at the last ball. Tears all the way through!!!
bobs
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